My Wife Said Pick One...

It was a tough decision.

On one hand… a loving, supportive spouse.
On the other… pickleball.

Look, we all know how this ends.

This shirt is for the player who hears “one more game” and immediately forgets what time it is. The one who shows up “just to hit a few” and somehow stays until the lights turn off.

Featuring bold court-ready graphics and a message that will get laughs from the baseline to the kitchen line.

Wear it proudly.
Just maybe don’t wear it to date night.

Warning: May cause eye rolls from spouses and high-fives from your pickleball crew.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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